Production year: 1984
Studio: Sierra Pacific, Giant Film
Directed by: Bill Harrison
Genre: Horsehung, Facial Cumshots, Military, Uniform, Oral, Anal Sex, Big Balls, Big Dicks, Big Loads, Threeways, Uncut Cocks, Boots, Beefcake, Vintage
Starring: Rod Phillips, Lee Ryder, Dave Connors, Gavin Burke, Jon King, Steve Collins, Cole Taylor, Rick Donovan, Scott Rowe
Description: There were three military-themed, early 80s films that forever raised the standard for this particular gay porn genre: William Higgins; Steve Scott’s, and Bill Harrison’s The Biggest One I Ever Saw. The film’s scenario is deceptively simple: service buddies Lee Ryder (Navy) and Rod Phillips (Army) are stretched out in the middle of a hot j/o session, helping each other out in that “special” way that only Armed Forces compatriots can. Though they never “speak,” we hear their conversation between manly moans and groans, as they stories about their escapades with their other buddies, trading stories of “the biggest one” they ever saw. Rod’s story takes place in the quarters of his horny D.I. (well-hung legend Dave Connors.) Connors is amazingly capable of pile-driving a deliriously orgasmic Gavin Burke as he is simultaneously plowed Rod’s hefty cock. It isn’t long before thick, creamy man sauce is being generously slathered “between the slices,” of this hot fuck sandwich. Lee is a swabbie on weekend leave at the Y. Peeking through a keyhole, he sees a hot oral show between Jon King, Steve Collins and Cole Taylor. The hot facial that Collins gives King from his huge, uncut beauty will have you cumming all over yourself, so keep your towel handy. Lee brings Scott Rowe to his room. With Rowe’s buff, beautiful body an fuckable ass layed before him, it isn’t long before Ryder gets into some deep-dicking action of his own, plowing young Rowe so hard and deep that you’ll feel it in your own hole. Ryder tells the story of “Unknown Sailor” who King sucks off with piggish abandon, who has “the biggest dick I ever laid eyes on.” That dick belongs to Rick Donovan. He allows Ryder and King to share in the bounty to found between his legs. A tireless bottom and insatiable size-queen, King takes a slamming at both ends from both Donovan and Ryder. Both stories are interwoven with an electric j/o sequence, in which Ryder and Phillips are obviously into each other. What a scene it is! If you already own “A Few Good Men” and “Big Guns,” then is the perfect entry to round out your pre-condom, military man collection; or it’s the best way to start it.